Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Great Movie Quotes

"Everybody snap in, I'm about to open some fuckin' windows"

Friday, September 2, 2011

I don't even know....

So this guy walks up to to a woman in a bar and says, "Would you have sex with me for $100?"

She slaps his face and says "No"

He says, "How about a million?" She thinks a second and says "....maybe..."

He says, "How about $250?"

She says, "What do you think I am, a prostitute?"

He says, "We've already determined that you're a prostitute. We're just haggling over price."