Quote of the day

Because I haven't posted a QOTD for awhile, but I don't have a new one, I'm going to reprint an old one from my old LiveJournal:

DISCLAIMER: The following quote is presented for entertainment value only and is not representative of the views of the blog owner. Or is it? :)

"Let you in on the big secret about chicks. It starts with intercourse...
"I like that start. Go on.
"But they universally possess the same prehistoric genetic memory. Doesn't matter where you find them - Miami, Budapest, the mountains of Peru, those remote islands off New Zealand where they just discovered a tribe that's never seen a wheel - the women are all hard-wired with the identical life drive.
"Which is?
"To change you.
"How?
"First, they set the hook with mind-bending kinky shit. Then a year later you're living in a Talking Heads song, dressed like Teddy Ruxpin, living with a strange woman in a big house full of frilly throw pillows, experiencing a frequency of sex that can only be charted by Halley's comet. And you're wondering: How did I get here?
"These ways they want to change us, are they for the better?
"Of course, but that's not the point"

Serge Storms in Tim Dorsey's "Nuclear Jellyfish"